Mysterious pee on the carpet?!

Quib is aghast!

Quib is perplexed as to why

you would buy celery without leaves.

What's wrong with you?

Quib is not opposed to cheek stroking.

Quib has an oral fixation.

Quib hopes that Daily Quib reader Patti

is feeling better soon!

Quib never met a tunnel he didn't like.

Quib is only fond of getting into baskets

when it's HIS idea.

Today you could almost feel summer peeking around the corner,

so we took to the alley for a change of scenery.

Quib liked the smells but not the noise.

There was plenty of both.

... lettuce be together.

If your alarm doesn't go off in the morning, don't worry.

Quib knows what time you get up.

Quib hates crickets.