Quib is particular about how you comb his crest.

Saturdays are good for hide-and-seek.

Quib likes room service.

Quib is working on several books based on his

rather extraordinary life.

Quib roots for the women on Jeopardy.

Quib likes cucumbers.

Quib spent the weekend chewing on table legs

and hoping you didn't notice.

Quib contemplates the morning news during breakfast.

Quib is a good listener.

The grass in Iowa tastes better.

(The secret ingredient is equality.)

When Quib runs under the couch, go to the kitchen and

crinkle the bag of lettuce. He'll come out.